Something is happening in Hollywood. Something
which isn’t new but is becoming more apparent with each passing year. Studios
are throwing vast sums of money at films in the hope that the sheer amount of
razzmatazz on screen, couple with stars and overblown effects will prize people
from their sofas and towards the cinema. The problem with this is that the
films are becoming ever more formulaic and uninspiring as studios attempt to
attract the maximum number of people to their films. It’s the same with most
art forms that the more broad you make your product, the less exciting and
unique it will be. Mumford and Sons
might outsell Goat but only one of
those bands sound like a Saturday night pub band that got too big for their
cowboy boots. When I think of the studios that are producing the type of big
budget, low risk films I’m discussing here, the one that springs to mind first
is Disney.
Disney obviously have a tradition
of making family movies and as such you aren’t expecting gore or thrilling
twists but they’ve managed to entertain generations of people simultaneously
for decades while maintaining their wholesome image. They also have a strong
tradition of borrowing stories from other sources but appear to be on a run at
the moment of producing the blandest of films which are amongst the most
expensive in history. Alice in Wonderland,
Oz the Great and Powerful, John Carter and now The Lone Ranger are all films which make use of established, much
loved characters in films which Disney have sucked all the life and fun out of.
The problem they’re really facing though is that they’re no longer guaranteed
$600 million if they plough $250 million into a movie and not only that, the
films themselves are dull and don’t even warrant a second viewing.
Despite the long rant at Disney,
I’m actually here to talk about The Lone
Ranger. The film is based on a radio and then television series of the same
name which was hugely popular from the 1930s and even still rerun on TV when I
was a child in the early 1990s. The series charts the struggle of a masked
Texas Ranger and his trusted sidekick Tonto in battle against the crocks,
gunslingers and rustlers of the Old West. In the 2013 film it is Armie Hammer
who plays the Ranger with Johnny Depp as his Native American partner Tonto.
What little I remember of the black and white TV series from my childhood was
that it was exciting and fun. Little of that is transposed on to this paint by
numbers film which is afraid to paint out of the lines for even a second. The film
is two and a half hours of dull talking, boring action set pieces and jokes
which fail to raise a laugh.
It’s disappointing to see a film
which cost so much in which it seems as though no one is trying. I’m sure that
no one set out to make a bad film but I don’t understand how they did. They had
all the tools at their disposal from decent actors with star quality, beautiful
landscapes, established characters and enough money to feed Somalia for
several months. How they packaged that together and came up with something so
boring is beyond me. It’s hard to tell when you’re meant to be excited about
this film. There are long periods of dialogue in which little happens. I have
no problem with slow, dialogue heavy films and actually prefer them to a
blockbuster but here the dialogue meanders around for a couple of hours with
nothing to say. There’s basically three loose strands of plot which are given
an age to be discussed but none of it is of interest. There weren’t many
children in the screening I went to (a bad sign for a family movie) but if
there were, I couldn’t see where they’d get excited.
The set pieces were the sort of
thing which has been done to death and they were made even less interesting by
the overused CGI. The effects were generally fine but in some scenes they were
quite poor. An early scene of buffalo crossing the plains looked awful. In the
action scenes there’s always a lot going on which feels like an attempt to
engage the audience but even with trains flying everywhere and horses in unusual
situations, I barely raised a smile. The movie has a Code-era morality to it
which is very liberal, wholesome and right on. I wouldn’t have been surprised
to have heard Fox News moaning about it in the same way they did with The Muppets but despite the film’s left
leaning politics and ethics, there is something not quite right with the film’s
depiction of The West.
The main issue I have is that
Johnny Depp is playing a Native American. It might look funny to see him in war
paint with a dead bird on his head but if he’d been blacked up, holding a
basketball with gold teeth then people would be offended. I don’t really
understand the difference between blacking up and ‘war painting up’ and a lot
of the humour that his character provides comes from the silly Indian stuff he
does. It feels like it’s taking Hollywood
back ninety years. There’s no irony behind the decision either as there was in
Robert Downey Jr’s turn in Tropic Thunder.
It’s something I wasn’t comfortable with. Depp’s performance doesn’t even allow
you to forget about the dodgy ground he’s on. He puts in another one of those
big, wobbly, wide eyed, look confused performances that he’s been phoning in
for the last few years. I’d love to see him return to smaller films in which he
acts rather than prances about for he is in danger of being remembered not as
that interesting actor he was in the 90s but as that fool who’d only play
exaggerated characters in terrible films.
As so far as being a Western, the
film fails again. It’s like a highly sanitised version of a Western. Everything
is very clean and organised, even the dirty beards looking ordered and ‘on
purpose’. The film takes from many films in the genre and takes out all the fun
and edge they had, plonking itself firmly in the middle of the road where
passing traffic can stare at it disappointingly. The film is dull, uninspiring
and bland and I’m sick of Hollywood
producing such expensive tripe in the hope that they’re too big to fail. I’m
glad that this movie and others have.
3/10
GFR 3/10
Great review Tom. But seriously, that poster? Nice stuff brotha!
ReplyDeleteI love Westerns, but this looked like Pirates of the Caribbean had been copy/pasted into the wild west, complete with Jack Sparrow. Great review of what I agree is the increasing sanitisation of movies. It's like they press a button on a random movie generator machine that will make as much money as possible and films such as this, POTC and John Carter are the answers.
ReplyDeleteThat's a very good assessment. It's such a shame to see the same thing over and over again. It's one of the reasons that I've stopped watching and writing so much. It's rare that Hollywood is producing anything of interest at the moment. It's just the same stuff, rehashed and repackaged.
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