Police? This guy took my teddy bear!
... Hello? Hello?
Christmas 1985 and an unpopular kid called John Bennett gets
a teddy bear which he names Ted. Sad and with no friends he wishes that Ted
could talk to him and wakes up the next morning to find his wish has been granted.
Ted is a cute and friendly young bear who wants friendship and hugs. Twenty-seven
years later Ted (Seth McFarlane) and John (Mark Wahlberg) are sat on their sofa
smoking pot and talking about how Boston women orgasm. The two have remained
friends but appear stuck in a rut of adolescent smut and innuendo which is
getting neither of them anywhere. John’s girlfriend Lori (Mila Kunis) issues
John with an ultimatum – it’s her or the bear, and the two friends must figure
out if they are capable of or even safe to live apart.
I’ve been looking forward to Ted for months and it feels like ages since it was released in the
States. Now it’s finally here I can report that it fully lived up to my expectations.
For anyone who isn’t aware, writer, director and Ted mo-cap
actor Seth McFarlane is best known for creating Family Guy, The Simpsons politically incorrect and funnier late
night cousin. As you’d expect McFarlane brings much of the same humour to Ted as his hit cartoons and even brings
along cast members (himself, Kunis, Alex Borstein, Mike Henry and Danny Smith),
cut scenes and a similar swing like score. Stick to what you know… The jokes
come thick and fast and again follow similar lines to Family Guy with long winded exposition of why the joke was funny as
well as pop culture references coming at you left, right and centre. As a non
American viewer the odd reference went over my head but gladly this was more
rare than during Family Guy. I do
feel for anyone who hasn’t seen Flash
Gordon though.
The three lead actors deliver good performances with Wahlberg
ones again proving that comedy is his forte in a remarkably deadpan role as Ted’s
human friend. He manages to be slovenly, useless and yet likeable (a little
like another famous McFarlane character). Walhberg shows off the rapper inside him with a remarkably well executed scene which will be familiar to you if you've seen the trailer. He works well with the CGI Ted too.
There was only one moment where I got the feeling that Ted wasn’t really there
with him but other than that it was like he was in the room. Seth McFarlane is
no stranger to voice over work but here combines that with the motion capture
animation made famous by Andy Serkis. He is very good as Ted and delivers his
lines with comic perfection. Mila Kunis is also good although she isn’t given
as much of the comedy to play with. She manages to tread a fine line between
fun and annoying and has good chemistry with Wahlberg. Hers is a bit of a
thankless role to be honest but she emerges from it without damage. One of the
standout performances came from the often fantastic Giovanni Ribisi who is perhaps
most famous still for playing Phoebe’s brother in Friends. Ribisis gives an incredibly creepy yet funny performance
as a deranged Ted super fan/would be kidnapper. Others including Veep’s Matt Walsh, Joel McHale, Patrick
Warburton and Bill Smitrovich add to an extremely funny ensemble which delivers
great laughs whenever asked to step up.
Of the countless comedic highlights my favourites included
the film’s very final words (in the epilogue), Ted’s reaction to a fat kid, the
big fight, Lance Armstrong’s testicle and the “shit on the floar!” scene. Really
though choosing a highlight from Ted is
like choosing a chocolate from a box of equally appealing chocolates. There was
barely a joke which missed its mark. Another highlight for both me and my girlfriend
were the constant references to Flash
Gordon which we both love. That film is simultaneously one of the best and
worst films I’ve ever seen. Ted made
me want to watch it again.
As well as the comedy the proceedings take a predictably sad
turn in the final third. I wasn’t really prepared for quite how sad though and
my girlfriend actually started crying in the seat next to me. The plot does
take over from the laughs in the final third but the comedy doesn’t disappear entirely.
There were times when I wanted to get back to the straight comedy and forget
the plot but I suppose you can’t have an ending without resolving what’s going
on.
The animation of Ted is absolutely fantastic. He looked amazingly
realistic as well as believably anthropomorphised. He had a weight to him which
helped make him feel real and with the smut coming out of his mouth you almost
forgot that he was a bear. The score is also worth a mention. Mixing traditional
classical and swing with pop and plenty from Flash Gordon, it fits the film perfectly.
Overall Ted is
outrageously un-PC, knowingly self referencing, incredibly funny, extremely
well written and very well acted. If you’re a fan of Family Guy then you’ll undoubtedly love it, if you’re not then you’re
probably either going to love it or hate it. This isn’t a ‘meh’ film.
9/10
I thought it was extremely fortuitous that my wife and I watched Flash Gordon for the first time just earlier this year. Both great movies for completely different reasons.
ReplyDeleteI really want to watch Flash Gordon again soon. I've had , Flash!..... Ah-ah!" Stuck in my head since seeing Ted.
DeleteNice review mate. Really enjoyed Ted, so many funny moments and also times it went places I can't believe it went to......even using the 'c' word. Can't wait to watch it again and check out the extras on blu ray.
ReplyDeleteOne of the first things I said to Katie after seeing it was that I coudln't wait for the Blu-Ray.
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