After battling Central American rebels in the popular but
critically mixed 2010 film The Expendables, old school action stars Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Randy
Couture and the gang are back for some more noisy, mad and blood splattering
fun as CIA Operative Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) enlists Stallone’s group of
Expendables in tracking a downed Chinese plane inside Albania. The plane was
carrying a valuable cargo which the CIA want but it is taken by international
criminal and arms dealer (and I’m not making this bit up) Jean Vilain (Jean-Claude
Van Damme) and his mercenary group of caricature Albanians. Stallone and his
team must try to get to Vilain before the plane’s cargo leads him to some
highly combustible merchandise.
Although first film had its fun and crazy moments I wasn’t
really a fan. I’ve never been a big action movie guy and don’t really like
Stallone. This time though a lot of the problems of the first have diminished
slightly and it is improved with a better story, great cameos and improved
special effects.
The opening scene is typically deafening as the Expendables
enter a Nepalese base to extract a Chinese billionaire (as you do..). This is
actually one of my favourite scenes and in fact all of the scenes I liked
involved some guy with too much testosterone shooting enormous guns at ‘foreigners’.
The film is always at its best during the action scenes. When the pace is
quieter we end up with Stallone giving seemingly emotional speeches about the
wrong people dying and getting out of the game but they rarely work. These
scenes and others like them are hampered by the fact that it is often difficult
to deduce what the likes of Stallone, Lundgren, Schwarzenegger and Van Damme
were actually saying. It’s not surprising that a lot of the talking is left to
the actors rather than the action stars.
I have mixed feelings about the dialogue. On the one hand it
is laugh out loud funny but on the other hand it is laugh out loud funny. Even
putting aside the likes of Schwarzenegger saying “I’m back” and Terry Crews
warning him that if he doesn’t get his gun back, he’ll be “terminated”, the
script is ridiculous at best and painful at its worst. There were times when
the wisecracking and banter was funny but sometimes I’d had enough of it. I
think it really depended upon who was saying what and when, a lot of the time
it misses the mark. Much like the first film, the plot tries to introduce a
romance for Stallone’s character and once again it feels, well, icky. This time
the romance is between the plasticine faced pensioner, Stallone and the
beautiful Chinese actress Yu Nan who is exactly half his age and much easier to
understand. Yu actually turns out to be one of the better things about the
movie which is useful as her appearance helps to mask the absence of another
actor.
Talking of actors coming and going, there is no Mickey
Rourke this time around and another major part of the first film is largely
absent too. In their place though are some excellent cameos which include Chuck
Norris. Norris’ appearance is the best part of the movie and had everyone in
the theatre laughing. I’ve never seen Chuck Norris on film before but his cameo
was superb. Also beefing up their roles from the first film are Arnold Schwarzenegger
and Bruce Willis, both of which I was glad of although Arnie in particular
seems to have gone back to his early 80s style of acting, i.e. not. My
favourite scene involved those three I’ve just mentioned. I defy anyone not to
enjoy the sight of Arnie and Willis driving around an airport in a Smart Car, shooting
the baddies while Chuck Norris walks slowly and silently behind them, picking
off who he chooses. It’s a great scene.
One of the problems with the original was the awful GCI.
It is improved here and the blood actually looks red rather than purple as in the
original but overall it still isn’t good enough. If Gareth Evans can produce
excellent GCI in his bedroom for Monsters
then there is no reason why a $100m action film can’t at least match him. The phyical effects though, like the first movie are very good.
Another problem with the first film which is largely overcome here is the
direction. The choice to replace Stallone with Simon West is vindicated as the
sequel is much less busy and messy. Areas which haven’t been improved so much
though are in the storytelling. There is a tragedy around half an hour in which
is so obvious that they might as well have had a target pained on the guy or
have an arrow pointed at him. It is there as a plot device to give the others,
especially Stallone some sort of reason to fight and sadness to overcome but it
doesn’t work and is far too obvious. The fact that Hollywood ’s go to bad guys (the Albanians)
are used once again feels obvious too.
There were plenty of bits that made no sense here. Bruce
Willis is introduced waiting on Stallone’s plane. Stallone has been in a bar
all evening and shows no intention of heading to his hanger yet there Willis
is, waiting like he was expecting him. He then delivers some orders which must
be carried out really quickly. Stallone might not have visited his plane for
days or weeks by which time Willis would be very hungry or at least bored. In
the opening action sequence most of the Expendables are on boats, running away
from the bad guys while Stallone and Statham are in a dense jungle on foot.
About thirty seconds later they suddenly appear in a plane above the water! And
why a Chinese plane was carrying sensitive Soviet information over Albania , I will
never understand. It makes no sense!!
Overall though The
Expendables 2 is a marked improvement on the first and despite wanting to
see myself as some sort of intellectual who enjoys French drama and BBC4, I had
a lot of fun. It’s over the top, ridiculous, too loud and makes no sense but it’s
is also self knowing and I’d be temped back for a third instalment.
7/10
I thought it was a pretty good film. I hated the CGI - I'd rather see no splurting blood than fake looking spurting blood.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree about the magic plane! There was a similar scene towards the end. It took Statham forever to get the guns from the plane and get back to the rest of the group but then they all somehow get back to the plane almost instantaneously. Weird.
You're right, the CGI is still a problem and shouldn't be for a film on this scale. Thanks for your comment!
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